What does the joke mean 21

Jews jokes

How do you calculate the escape route of a Jew?
Chimney height multiplied by the wind force

Why do the showers in the concentration camp gas showers have 11 holes?
Because the Jews only have 10 fingers

What was the name of the most famous Jew?
11-finger Joe

Hitler goes to the Jews and says to them: “Today we are racing. However, I shoot the first and last placed. You two start! "

How does Hitler's car horn sound?
Juud Juud

Hitler did not pass the car test. When asked "Where is the carburetor located," he replied "Auschwitz".

What do RTL and Jews have in common?
families in Focus

What is the difference between a ladder and a yud?
The ladder can be placed against the wall several times

Why are Jews circumcised and have such small pennies?
Because Jewish women don't touch anything that isn't reduced by at least 20%

What is a tank in the Jewish quarter?
Boom box

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because the air is free

Auschwitz is the only prison where you didn't have to worry about being raped in the shower.

What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
The path through the chimney / fireplace

What's the saddest thing about a person without arms?
She can't make the Hitler salute

What is the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a Jew?
The facial expression at full throttle

How did the Jews find the trip to Auschwitz?

What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
The boy scout comes back from the camp

Why are there no Jews on Jupiter?
Because it's a gas planet

What was Hitler's favorite car?
VW concentration camp with hack cross and double carburetor

What is a clog in the gas pipe?
A Jew on the run

What do you call a Jew with a gas mask?

A Jew asked me for my number earlier. I had to explain to him first that we have names.

I am a big fan of black humor. But my humor stops with Jewish jokes. Because my grandfather died in a concentration camp. HE fell drunk from the watchtower.

What do you call a brawl in a concentration camp?
war of stars

What does a Jew do on the swing?
Annoy the German sniper

The Jewish boy pokes an ashtray with a stick. Hitler comes by and asks: "Who are you playing with?"

How small is the smallest Jew?
4cm of ash

How tall is the tallest Jew?
3m jet flame

Hitler asks a Jew how high he can jump. He replies: “Almost three feet high.” He asks the same question to another Jew. He answers: “About two meters.” He asks a third person exactly the same thing. He wants to exaggerate a bit and replies: “Over 2.5m.” To which Hitler says: “Shoot this Jew. He can jump over the fence! "

All the children play Hitler except Trude, who is a Jew.


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