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Jews jokes

How do you calculate the escape route of a Jew?
Chimney height multiplied by the wind force


Why do the showers in the concentration camp gas showers have 11 holes?
Because the Jews only have 10 fingers

What was the name of the most famous Jew?
11-finger Joe


Hitler goes to the Jews and says to them: “Today we are racing. However, I shoot the first and last placed. You two start! "


How does Hitler's car horn sound?
Juud Juud


Hitler did not pass the car test. When asked "Where is the carburetor located," he replied "Auschwitz".


What do RTL and Jews have in common?
families in Focus


What is the difference between a ladder and a yud?
The ladder can be placed against the wall several times


Why are Jews circumcised and have such small pennies?
Because Jewish women don't touch anything that isn't reduced by at least 20%


What is a tank in the Jewish quarter?
Boom box


Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because the air is free


Auschwitz is the only prison where you didn't have to worry about being raped in the shower.


What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
The path through the chimney / fireplace


What's the saddest thing about a person without arms?
She can't make the Hitler salute


What is the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a Jew?
The facial expression at full throttle


How did the Jews find the trip to Auschwitz?
Breathtaking


What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
The boy scout comes back from the camp


Why are there no Jews on Jupiter?
Because it's a gas planet


What was Hitler's favorite car?
VW concentration camp with hack cross and double carburetor


What is a clog in the gas pipe?
A Jew on the run


What do you call a Jew with a gas mask?
Spoilsport


A Jew asked me for my number earlier. I had to explain to him first that we have names.


I am a big fan of black humor. But my humor stops with Jewish jokes. Because my grandfather died in a concentration camp. HE fell drunk from the watchtower.


What do you call a brawl in a concentration camp?
war of stars


What does a Jew do on the swing?
Annoy the German sniper


The Jewish boy pokes an ashtray with a stick. Hitler comes by and asks: "Who are you playing with?"


How small is the smallest Jew?
4cm of ash


How tall is the tallest Jew?
3m jet flame


Hitler asks a Jew how high he can jump. He replies: “Almost three feet high.” He asks the same question to another Jew. He answers: “About two meters.” He asks a third person exactly the same thing. He wants to exaggerate a bit and replies: “Over 2.5m.” To which Hitler says: “Shoot this Jew. He can jump over the fence! "


All the children play Hitler except Trude, who is a Jew.


 

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