Ganja status for WhatsApp in Urdu

Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Urdu to Make Your Day

Here is another status collection for all those people who are looking for funny Urdu status for Whatsapp. You can use all these status on Whatsapp or Facebook to make everyone laugh. I've also edited some pictures for Whatsapp story status where you can upload these pictures status.

Most of the people update their status every day, even some people update it every hour, they upload several status images. In Pakistan, people like to update status in Urdu and most people like funny Urdu status and quotes.
So here's what you are looking for, Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Urdu.


◈ Acha khasa insan gora honay wala hota hay k phir se garmiyan aa jati hain.

◈ Aa gaya phir se woi mousam aa gya .. Ek taang razaai k andar dusri bahar.


* Zindagi main khair khawah log came hain or khwamkhah zyada.

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◈ Gumshuda cheez par ami kaise madad karti hain. Agar main ai or mujhe mil gai phir dekhna.



◈ Agar main maqnatees khaa loon tou kya main pur-kashash ho sakti hoon?

◈ Wo kharoos sa musalsal ... main masoom si hamesha.

◈ Block karne se rishtay khatam nahi hotay bas DP dikhai nahi deti.



◈ Goron ki shadi ek din main ho jaati hai. Jabke hamare haan rasmon ki ek taveel list hoti hai, shaadi na hoi goya test series ho gayi.

◈ Jin ka koi nahi hota un ki arrange marriage hoti hai. Or jinka koi hota hai unki bhi arrange marriage hi hoti hai.

◈ Kuch loag zindagi main peeche reh jatay hain aur unka pait agay nikal jaata hai.


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◈ Aik hoti hain marasan larkiyan ... phir aati hain wo jo baalon ko brown or golden color karwati hain.

◈ Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay to larkiyan bandron ko date kar rahi hotin.

◈ Umar k us dour main hoon jahan samajh nahi aa raha degree loon ya nikah naama.

◈ Ghar walay sochtay hain jo hota hai achay k liye hota ha lekin buray grades ko chor kr.

◈ Kuch log pakoron ki tarah hotay hain .. thora sa dheyan na do to jal jatay hain.

◈ Desi aatay ki roti or desi larki jitni bhi koshish kar lain .. patli nahi ho sakti.

◈ Biviyan wazan is liye bhi barha leti hain k shohar ko door se dikhai de saken.

◈ Kuch log teeli ki tarah hotay hain jinka kaam sirf aag lgana hota ha.

◈ Teray warge ek so that..meray warga ek tay that.

◈ Tanz or behs se rishtay kamzor ho jatay hain baaat ko tool denay k bajaye fatafat aglay k dant torr den or gal mukayen.

◈ Zindgi main teen cheezen bohat takleef deti hain.
1. Choti Phupoo
2. Bari Phupoo
3. Abu ki behan

◈ Kisi se umeed lgany se acha banda faiza beauty careem laga le, rung b chitta or dil b mutemen

◈ Larkiyan jab asked karty karty thak jati hain to phir se bolna shuru kar deti hain.

◈ Main aadha killo masoom hun. : p

◈ Dil or charger kabhi kisi ko na den..log jala kar wapis kar detay hain.

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